February 2012
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i am a horrible person lol
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
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“EAT CAKE NOT COCK”
– jeffy
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“somtimes i want to cut my ears off and like scoop my eyes out with an ice cream...”
– jeffy
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BITCH FACE QUEEN OF BITCH FACES aka me
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my mum is downstairs dancing by herself in the living room to abba and dido and mika and she’s so cute omg
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santander gave me £25 for being inconvenient and not letting me transfer money free money is fabulous!!!!!!! and it reminds of me of that time when i was 15 and someone accidentally put £500 in my account that was good
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“formal is wen u wear a dress dat covers ur vagina”
– clara (via hfgptrsvbnqzwtkmdcxlj)
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i was holding an empty glass and it exploded into a billion pieces and i think i’m god but i ate my waffles before i cleared it up because i didn’t want them to go cold
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i asked my friend what she’d do if i was smiley and positive all the time and she said she’d think something was wrong and would want me to start insulting her because then she’d know i’m okay again
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today a bird pooped on my friends head it was so funny
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i accidently took like £230 in cash to college today i was so paranoid o god
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today i had some break down when i tried to drive to college because i couldn’t move the steering wheel and started crying and refused to drive SO GLAD I PASSED MA TEST MAN
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